Even with EDM culture driving DJ salaries into the stratosphere– allowing otherwise tasteless celebrity selectors such as Paris Hilton to earn hundreds of thousands of dollars from pressing play- it comes as some surprise that Microsoft Founder (and world’s richest man) Bill Gates has taken to the Technics turntables.

However as FACT reports, this is exactly what’s happened on the Jimmy Fallon show, during an appearance to promote his foundations’ annual fund-raising drive letter, Gates said he would do anything to promote the foundation, which he proved by demonstrating his complete lack of charisma:

With over $36 billion in contributions to make the world a better place for those most in need, Bill’s alright with us, and we’re happy to report a successful return to stage after the launch of Windows 98 below